Prickly City by Scott Stantis for November 15, 2006
Carmen: Come again? Winslow: I'm adopting you! A third world child is the hottest celebrity accessory! I missed disco. I'm not about to miss out on this fashion trend!! Carmen: I don't suppose it would matter to you that I'm neither third world nor an orphan? Winslow: I think that's something for the nannies to decide.