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I am not a team player. I like eggplant. I have one green eye and one brown eye (heterochromia). I have a cat and dog with heterochromia as well; it makes me feel less like a freak. Growing up, I was called Two-eyed Charlie (even though my name is clearly not Charlie). Instead of a freak, I now think of myself as a medical marvel.

Recent Comments

  1. about 5 hours ago on Frog Applause

    Nurses who dress like this look incredibly sexy.

  2. about 5 hours ago on Frog Applause

    I can’t remember the last time I saw a nurse wear a cap like that (or any cap style). Everyone dresses alike nowadays—from the janitor to an LPN to an RN. I suppose comfort is the reason. I am picturing Nurse Ratchet (sp?) from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. The white pantyhose look itchy.

  3. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    The word Comment below is surrounded by the same blue color in the comic! As are the rest of the words… They all match!!!

  4. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    I know people who won’t sleep in a bed unless the fitted sheet, top sheet (is that what it’s called?) and pillowcases match. I just care if they’re clean.

  5. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    Read read read or dragonflies will attack attack attack.

  6. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    This is actually a subvariant of the Exorcist side effect in that the head moves front to back/back to front as well as all the way around like an owl.

  7. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    Yeah, the Exorcist side effect was not mentioned at all.

  8. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

    It’s in the last sentence, when referring to a woman as “blond”.

  9. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

    I meant my paragraph, of course. The one explaining the difference between blond and blonde.

  10. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

    I just noticed a mistake in the paragraph above. Does anyone else see it?