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I am not a team player. I like eggplant. I have one green eye and one brown eye (heterochromia). I have a cat and dog with heterochromia as well; it makes me feel less like a freak. Growing up, I was called Two-eyed Charlie (even though my name is clearly not Charlie). Instead of a freak, I now think of myself as a medical marvel.

Recent Comments

  1. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    petrichor. Nice!

  2. 14 days ago on Frog Applause

    I wonder what the grand prize gift was.

  3. 14 days ago on Frog Applause

    @Rad-ish, what kind of radish are you?

  4. 14 days ago on Frog Applause

    I’d be okay with it. Maybe it’s an award winning radish.

  5. 24 days ago on Frog Applause

    I meant a Dangerously Lame Day.

  6. 24 days ago on Frog Applause

    Have a Lame Day, Teresa.

  7. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on cruises with VACAYA Vacations, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.”

  8. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    I don’t know how Ai works but it seems like it was a poor cut and paste job. If Teresa or Frog Applause was mentioned anywhere on a page, the rest of the page was open game for tagging it to her/FA.

  9. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    What reason (makes sense) for GC to limit the number of comments allowed in under a minute? Is it a penalty for typing too fast? I don’t get it. What’s the problem? Why restrict us for wanting to post valid comments—even if they are posted in under a minute?

  10. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    I agree.