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Upton O'Goode Free

As I am young, strong and handsome it is no wonder women sprawl recumbent at the very sight of me. On the other hand, it could be my heart-stopping animal magnetism causing their utter surrender. Perhaps it's my massive intellect, monetary acumen or artistic talent? There are so many possibilities it's just hard to say. Tell you what, why don't y'all drop by the citadel tomorrow for a Schorschbock or two so you can see for yourselves? I believe the bartender's day off is Friday, but no matter, if he's not here the butler can attend to you. He will let me know you're here at any rate. It's no problem for me to pause work on my cancer cure for a small visit; it's not near done. Got a feeling it's going to take all weekend. ! It'll push back my interview with the pope, but if he wants to work for me as badly as it seems he'll just have to wait.

Recent Comments

  1. about 11 hours ago on Mike Luckovich

    Maybe you should avoid giving advice to someone you don’t know. Some of us like our privacy better than our fellows.

  2. about 11 hours ago on Mike Luckovich

    I doubt the caption writers will be able to decipher the Orange Menace’s ‘unique’ speaking style fast enough to keep up!

  3. about 12 hours ago on Mike Luckovich

    It was “Will You Shut-up, Man!” I know ’cause we made a yard sign and checked for accuracy.

  4. 1 day ago on Lio

    Looks like the guy being led awayby the cop had a speech balloon at one time but it’s now missing. The strip might have been funny…once.

  5. 5 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    Why’s yours so orange?

  6. 11 days ago on Ordinary Bill

    People who don’t have no romance in their hearts.

  7. 17 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    You’re probably right. They’d cry a little, though. Hey, I’d eat them under some hard-to-imagine conditions.

  8. 17 days ago on Nick Anderson

    Then my work here is done. It’s time to ride slowly into the sunset.

  9. 18 days ago on Ted Rall

    I must agree with Mr Rall. While the Republicans support a criminal the Democrats are certainly not honestly democratic. We are all going to be extremely sorry if our governments, world-wide don’t quit playing ‘king of the hill’ and get on with preparing the planet for increasing temps and wild weather.

  10. 18 days ago on Nick Anderson

    ♫He’s once, twice, thirty-four times a felon♫