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Upton O'Goode Free

As I am young, strong and handsome it is no wonder women sprawl recumbent at the very sight of me. On the other hand, it could be my heart-stopping animal magnetism causing their utter surrender. Perhaps it's my massive intellect, monetary acumen or artistic talent? There are so many possibilities it's just hard to say. Tell you what, why don't y'all drop by the citadel tomorrow for a Schorschbock or two so you can see for yourselves? I believe the bartender's day off is Friday, but no matter, if he's not here the butler can attend to you. He will let me know you're here at any rate. It's no problem for me to pause work on my cancer cure for a small visit; it's not near done. Got a feeling it's going to take all weekend. ! It'll push back my interview with the pope, but if he wants to work for me as badly as it seems he'll just have to wait.

Recent Comments

  1. about 7 hours ago on Get Fuzzy

    Then why are you here? Without Bucky this would be the most boring strip ever! Well, I mean after Prince Valiant.

  2. about 8 hours ago on Get Fuzzy

    Y’all aren’t cat people, are you?

  3. about 8 hours ago on Cul de Sac

    He didn’t want anyone near him. Duh.

  4. about 8 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Coincidental. It’s supposed to look like me. Since Vonnegut helped form my person, starting with Cat’s Cradle during my junior year in high school. Slaughterhouse Five was published just as I graduated. What a mind blower!

  5. 2 days ago on Strange Brew

    Once a king always a king but once a night is enough.

  6. 2 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    Cat’s seldom do anything if you annoy them. They just ignore you and keep that lip curled until you leave.

  7. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I have a first edition of Kurt Vonnegut’s first published novel “Player Piano.” Vonnegut would sign books for free if you sent them to him. He died before I could get the book to him. That would have been valuable both to me, personally, a huge fan, and to the collector’s market. Dang.

  8. 2 days ago on Peanuts Begins

    ’s what we said in the jewelry studio, though the showcases tended to fill up with Bad Art.

  9. 2 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    Bought a metallic-teal T-Bird when I turned forty. The white leather interior did NOT work well with two young boys.

  10. 3 days ago on Nick Anderson

    Imma stand against the wall, REAL STILL. Hope it helps…