Here’s a behavioral experiment you can try on an unsuspecting child: Answer every question with “because God made it that way.” See if eventually the child goes into either science or the clergy.
How d’you suppose Lucy found this out?
I was sure this was going to be a story about a bad sunburn, but it took a Bucky turn.
This is right out of the Wes Anderson playbook … or Wes was inspired by Thompson, either way.
Mom has learned coping skills over the years.
So I’ve never had an ant farm, but I learned something about them recently that’s heartbreaking. The ants they send along to populate your newly-purchased ant farm are all worker ants. You drop them into the ant farm, and they get to work, preparing the burrow complex. The only problem is, there’s no queen. No queen, no thriving colony. Eventually the worker ants all die, and you throw the whole thing out, thinking it’s your fault somehow.
Is this gag a Gilbert and Sullivan reference I’m not getting?
“Be kind to your camel, for it bears you.”
Spider-man in a HANS device … could it have saved that show?