Spray catnip on a thug and the cats nearby will love him to death.
Death by 1000 cats. SMASH!
We’ve got at least 4000 extra cougars in Oregon. Maybe they could be transferred to the Northeast.
“If you survive the boarding process, then you will be billeted. If you survive that, then mess hall. If you survive that, you have a superior constitution…”
Elly acting as if it’s a major sin. Sure sends a great message.
Meanwhile at the Copacabana…
“For a gallon of elderberry wine, I take one teaspoon full of arsenic, then add half a teaspoon full of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide. "
Bepe le Pew visits Rose is Rose.
Like Garfield, he likes his spot kept neat and tidy.
Your comment is a good example of where a comment is funnier than the comic strip was!
The Romans had a phrase “keep your toga.” If a legionnaire was found sleeping at his post, the centurion would set his toga on fire and when the man woke up, the centurion would run him through.
The Romans were practical people, though. They didn’t stupidly have a person on guard duty for 24 hours continuously as the Army sometimes does. Even the Civil War regiments had people on guard duty for 2 hours only, dividing up the men into 12 groups and so a large group of men were always fresh and ready for action if needed.