People get arrested for that!!
It’s true! Lumber grows IN trees!
Now THAT’S what I call a bad wolf!!
I thought it was because we are lazy, maybe that’s just me…
I never thought I could feel sorry for a volcano…
But how did the elephant even get into your pajamas?
We had one of those electro-mechanical calculators at my first job, back in the 60s. A favourite practical joke was to enter 9999… divide by 1 and unplug it. The next person who used it would have to wait while it chundered for (IIRC) a minute. Of course it could backfire if you needed to use it next.
Now we all know that you are really Groucho
He should have called it a meteor—then it wouldn’t have landed.
D*mn*bly d*ft, but *pp*rently D A M N is on * list of words that are d*mned.