Actually, I’ve seen lots of art that looked more like poop.
Whoa, I forgot about the smiling weirdo.
He’s embarrassed that we caught him unprepared.
Yeah, those do work the best.
I bolted a hairbrush to a wooden back scratcher and it works great.
I did that, too! Best back scratcher I’ve ever used.
Hey, this is me! Except I only carry in my pockets what I might need.
Talk about creepy, hearing that in the middle of the night would have me wide awake! We’ve had foxes and peacocks around here but I’ve never heard a screech owl.
More money is nice, but promotions are not always a good thing.
Is that a rhetorical question?