Sometimes it’s better to keep your trap shut. More likely to get a sale that way.
Mine’s on the husky side
She tried for Broadway but couldn’t pullet off.
All the gulls come to his yard
Squirrels generally lose when up against a hummer.
Stan’s the only one to Fall for it
He was trying to wrap a weiner dog.
How many of you remember:
Weiner wrap your dog
Make him roll over
Teach an old dog ♪ ♪ a new trick!
Wait till they escalate to depleted Pomeranian ammo
In a dungeon. It’s a dungeonous crab
A proctologist decides he needs a new life and had always loved working on cars so he enrolled in an auto mechanic’s school. He did quite well through the course and the day came for their final test – to completely break down a car’s engine and reassemble it again. He felt he did quite well on the test but was surprised when his posted mark was 150%. He went to the instructor asking if there was some kind of computer error. The instructor replied, “No, you completely disassembled the engine for which I gave you 50%, you completely reassembled it again for another 50%, and you did it all while working through the tailpipe for which I awarded you a bonus 50%.”