He’d probably send his wife…many are not fans…and save money.
I can top this. According to my mother, when I was 5 and my next younger sib was not quite able to walk, she found me at nap time (I never napped) cutting the baby’s eyelashes . No harm done, Mom!
Keep your tree well watered so we don’t read about your Christmas house fire.
That’s just as well, in this weather it’s advisable to keep one’s clothes on.
My father (who was a teen during Prohibition) taught his children classics like “We never stumble, we never fall. We sober up on wood alcohol. As our loyal sons go marching Back to the bar for more”
Oh – no fair!
Do you hate them on a train? Do you hate them in the rain? – Dr. Seuss
I dunno…she looks pregnant to me….
You can have only so many stars in a strip. Patty was plainly destined for stardom when Charlie Brown was a nonentity (see above). So she had to go….
Daniel hoped posing with a squirrel would distract viewers from the awful buzz cut his father had given him.