It’s hard to win when the other guy doesn’t even know the rules!
I keep two feeders filled with black oil sunflower seeds. I think the local squirrels get about half of the birdseed. That doesn’t bother me. The squirrels are fun to watch anytime. I even had four young fox kits climbing the tree to access one of the feeders. Among the resident bird population, we have four pairs of cardinals and two pairs of bluejays.
There is nothing in the drawers except extra water bottles. Office supplies aren’t necessary if no actual work is ever attempted.
The standing joke around here is that my wife and I only got married so that we could get a back-scratch when we needed one.
The Federal System – If some is good, more is better!
“What a Maroon?” – Bugs Bunny.
The “Rowdy Yates (Clint Eastwood) Theory of Leadership” is drive ’em till they drop!
Careful, folks. The P.C. police is watching!