I seem to remember reading the ingredient label on a tube of Preparation H hemorrhoid ointment when I was a kid. It stated that the active ingredient was shark oil.
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Wowzers! i love it. It’s a super example of pastiche. Kudos to the artist! Wishing a happya nd blessede Thanksgiving Day to all of us!
Sandwish cookies. They have a top and bottom but you wish they had some filling.
I worked for the Postal Service for 35 years and my glasses were always coated with dust from mail and bare concrete floors. The dust gathered on both sides of the lenses. I’ve been retired for almost 16 years and my glasses are still heavily coated with dust. Go figure!
BBQ Pulled Pork Nachos and Grilled Pork Chop in a Glove at the Plymouth County, Iowa County Fair.
We’re sorry, but we all told Rita that the new project that she dreamed up was so impossibly difficult, that you were the only person on the company that could successfully complete it. Please don’t hurt us!
My wife never heard the term “The Royal We’” before she met me. Now she embraces it with both hands!
A king-sized Super Gorp Special Pizza and a 55-gallon drum of Diet Pepsi, please!
My top two dresser drawers were so full of years worth of T-shirts, something had to give. By the time i culled out all of the volunteer T-shirts that I’d acquired in 15 years since i retired. I have 2/3rds of one drawer with T-shirts left in it. I dropped off all of the old freebies at the local charity wardrobe shop.