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  1. about 1 month ago on Dogs of C-Kennel

    Here it is:(Verse 1)In a world of fur and scales, a hero stands alone,A tiny ball of courage, in a hamster zone.With a coat so sleek, and eyes that gleam,Photogenic superhero, in a world unseen.

    Through the twists of fate, and a touch of tragedy,Leprosy won’t hold him back, he’s breaking free.In the darkest hour, he’ll light the way,A hamster with a mission, come what may.

    Photogenic hero, on a tiny quest,With a heart so big, and a fur-lined chest.Leprosy can’t dim his dazzling smile,In the face of adversity, he’ll go the extra mile.(Verse 2)His tiny paws leave prints in the sand,Defying the odds, in a superhero stand.Through the lens of justice, he strikes a pose,In the face of danger, courage only grows.

    Through the twists of fate, and a touch of tragedy,Leprosy won’t hold him back, he’s breaking free.In the darkest hour, he’ll light the way,A hamster with a mission, come what may.

    Photogenic hero, on a tiny quest,With a heart so big, and a fur-lined chest.Leprosy can’t dim his dazzling smile,In the face of adversity, he’ll go the extra mile.

    In a world that’s looking for a sign,He’s a beacon of hope, rain or shine.Through the lens of compassion, he’ll capture the day,An unlikely hero, in his own special way.(Verse 3)On Instagram and Twitter, he trends,A hamster with a message, to all his friends.Facing challenges with a click and a flash,He’ll never let his spirit be dashed.

    Through the twists of fate, and a touch of tragedy,Leprosy won’t hold him back, he’s breaking free.In the darkest hour, he’ll light the way,A hamster with a mission, come what may.

    Photogenic hero, on a tiny quest,With a heart so big, and a fur-lined chest.Leprosy can’t dim his dazzling smile,In the face of adversity, he’ll go the extra mile.

    So here’s to the hamster, so brave and bright,A photogenic hero, in the spotlight.In every snapshot, his story is told,An inspiration to young and old.

  2. about 1 month ago on Rubes

    Or rather, BeheMothra

  3. about 1 month ago on Skin Horse

    “Break off the attack? That shouldn’t work. It’s “Blueberry Waffles!”

  4. about 2 months ago on Bloom County

    I’m guessing this is a parody of the 1987 NFL players strike.

  5. 3 months ago on Andertoons

    Hmm, this was the Nov 30 cartoon. I thought it looked familiar.

  6. 3 months ago on Ziggy

    Woke originally was used by African-Americans during Jim Crow to remind one another to be aware, be careful, be woke. They needed to be aware of their surroundings and not do another that could cause retaliation from whites. Like being in a sundown town after dark, whistling at a white woman, etc. Anything that could get them lynched.

  7. 3 months ago on Skin Horse

    So THAT’S why the lemur has to “move it, move it”.

  8. 3 months ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    Just wait till he starts selling pillows.

  9. 4 months ago on Peanuts Begins

    Linus says “I can’t read” and then we stop getting new strips.

  10. 4 months ago on Jane's World

    Go to May 22, 2011 if you want to catch up on how we got here.