I hear you, kid. Can’t stand coconut.
Luke “Hernnadez” Martinez
Can’t you get Pilsner to talk to these birds?
It started when seniors realized they could vote to lower their own school taxes.
NJ is the last state to have no self-service gas. It’s not about liberalism or conservatism. It’s just New Jersey giving the finger to the rest of the country.
Even as a mass noun, water is singular. Water falls over an edge. Sheep fall over an edge
[Caller ID] 867-5309. “Hi Jenny”
My wife and I were the last people to use a clothesline in our old neighborhood before we moved into our present HOA. We stopped when we realized that we were bringing pollen into the house on the clothes. Unfortunately, I have bad hay fever.
My wife works in Walmart and she wonders where are the shortages she hears about. They’ve been running sales on clothes to get rid of their stock.(Here’s a hint. If you see a rack of clothes on sale, scan the UPC code with the Walmart app. A lot of items that are marked as $10, for example, will come up as $1 or so when scanned. They won’t bother to change the sign when it’s that low.)
I had a beagle that was okay if she laid on my lap the whole ride. Anywhere else and she would hurl.