I could drink some cotton gin right now.
I thought polyamorous was when you were in love with your parrot.
Now we know.
This entire strip is squirrely.
Use a password manager.
I once went to an ENT doctor to have him remove an earworm. He wouldn’t do it.
Winner, winner. Chicken dinner.
Texting. You don’t need to know any of that stuff when texting.
Sounds like he rendered her verb helpless.
He’ll miss out on Yorick.