…the…
…now over done meme…
…of asking why are the Flintstones celebrate Christmas…
…when they are so far back in time…
…they’re B4BC…
…duh…
…they also smoke Winston cigarettes …
…and have a vava va voom Anne Margrock…
…They say no new taxes…
…but say nothing about fees, hikes, tariffs, hidden charges, surcharges, inflation, smaller products…
…etc, etc and so forth…
…and with no control of your flagpole…
…that Pebbles…
…such a kidder…
…so, what did Bam Bam get in return?…
…Dino’s girlfriend just wanted to neck…
…but Dino pushed it up a notch…
…yabba dabba doooooooo!…
…yabba dabba DON’T…
…
…my freak flag only flies at ½ staff…
…unless I grease the pole first…
…at least that’s what Hawk man’s wife…
…Hawk Tuah…
… told me at the Comic Khah last Saturday…
…it all goes back to my college modeling days…
…my girl-‘friend’, Mary…
…talked me in to posing for her life drawing class…
…then kept gaving me that wicked smile…
…and wiggle of her body…
…the professor whispered to me…
…young man get control of your flagpole…
…Mary stretched her arms above her head…
…and arched her back…
…my Mom’s last dying words to me was to be the man of the family…
…like i was wasn’t…
…sure…
…I am wearing purple sheer panyhose under a red pleaded skirt…
…but my beard was fully trimmed…
…I never should had bet that the Browns would beat the Steelers…
…that’s all…
…and the 52" of snow does make one lean toward bored decisions…
…especially since it is raining…
…and what else is one supposed to do in Ashtabula, Ohio…
…unable to get out of the drive way…
…and Mom didn’t really die..
…she tin roof rusted …
…p.s. …
…I wore too tight of work boots to work…
…and my bunioned big toe toenail…
…slipped under my 2nd big toe…
…I really should have trimmed it…
…because its razor sharp…
…and took a big slice out of it…
…two months later… it’s still not healed…
…I am the unreliable narrator…up>… The Phantom of the Opera of the Frog Applause Mat Factory…
… ooh hahaha…
…the 1st panel reminds me of an early Doonesbury cartoon…
…Does farting in a hot tub count?…
…Oh Brother Where Art Thou II…
…I’m like lost in a maze in this Frog Applause…
…just too much going on…
…I thought the blurred word was baineothropy…
…not balneotheropy…
…which led me to boanthropy…
…the belief that you are a cow…
…which i used in a story for a president getting it…
… bruiseology…
…a song by The Waitresses…
…where you accidentally on purpose…
…hurt yourself…
…the…
…now over done meme…
…of asking why are the Flintstones celebrate Christmas…
…when they are so far back in time…
…they’re B4BC…
…duh…
…they also smoke Winston cigarettes …
…and have a vava va voom Anne Margrock…