Guts and gore all over the floor, and me without my spoon!
If today is a good example, I’d advise you not to pursue a career as a stand-up comedian.
And in response the guy should ask you if you know why donkeys don’t go to school. (The answer is “the whole world hates a smartass.”)
The pain of a paper cut is usually inversely proportional to the damage actually done.
If I’m “handwriting” stuff I print. If you saw my handwriting you’d understand why.
If ya can’t update this f(lip)ing strip then replace it!
If he’s NOT returning either DROP this strip or rerun it from the beginning.
Up to a point I prefer cool/cold weather. You can’t always take OFF enough clothes to get comfortable in hot weather, but usually can put ON enough in cold weather to at least make it tolerable.
I was the cutest darned baby ever…and then I started to grow up.
Either one is much more fun than saying “Gallo Hearty Burgundy.”