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  1. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Christmas, Christmastime is here,

    Full of artificial cheer.

    Three weeks to the 25th—

    Let’s just get it over with!

    “Peace on earth, good will towards men”—

    Next month, you’ll hate them again!

    Chock full of hypocrisy,

    So Christmas ain’t for me!

  2. about 1 year ago on The Boondocks

    At least in Oprah Winfrey’s target audience.

    Now, Dr. Phil – did he love to say the word “issues” as if it had eight or nine syllables and at least 15 occurrences of the letter S?

  3. over 1 year ago on Frazz

    The weight of the eggs and the flour should equal the weight of the butter and sugar. Thank you, Shirley Corriher!!!!!

  4. over 1 year ago on Frazz

    Go listen to John Cage’s “4:33”.

  5. over 1 year ago on Frazz

    Then, in the immortal words of Michael Stewart, “Thank god I’m old!” Happy hour is much more fun.

  6. over 1 year ago on Frazz

    “English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results.”

    — H. Beam Piper

  7. over 1 year ago on FoxTrot

    Even better: Jason keeps Quincy out of Paige’s room, or Jason’s allowance goes to replace whatever Quincy chewed up, plus a second one.

  8. over 1 year ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Or religion.

  9. over 1 year ago on Frazz

    Wait until a few years from now, when a driver more focused on their cellphone than what’s in front of them almost hits a kid, and Mrs. Olsen intervenes.

  10. over 1 year ago on Frazz

    Since when do eight-year-old boys get that worked up over the concept of a “babe”? That’s two to three years away.