Should have borrowed Ralph from Reality Check to be the Ninja.
No it’s not (to a Ninja).
Did you read that book about the history of super glue? You won’t be able to put it down.
So was the first electrocution. :-D
The side flip toasters were much more energy efficient too.
Or lumpy feet that match the socks? :-)
Like Skynet?
You can stop wondering. (it is)
The ‘new’ “Elf, half on the shelf”
or pun-ished
Should have borrowed Ralph from Reality Check to be the Ninja.