Fred = Ralph, Wilma = Alice, Barney = Ed, Betty = Trixie
Have you ever noticed the similarities between The Flinstones and The Honeymooners?
That’ll go for at least $1,000 on the sports memorabilia market.
When a felon’s not engaged in his employment –Or maturing his felonious little plans -His capacity for innocent enjoyment –Is just as great as any honest man’s –
I wonder if the roofing is flammable asphalt shingles.
Chain mail is an excellent conductor!
Why does the police helicopter have a dorsal fin?
“If it tastes good, spit it out!”
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“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.” William Golding