If Lola looks this bad, the barista must be in the hospital.
I used to work in a branch of our public library. The branch manager insisted that our branch was to be decorated for CHRISTMAS, not the holidays. Didn’t matter that, as a publicly funded service, we weren’t supposed to promote any religion, the staff had better not get caught wishing anyone “Happy Holidays.”
Love this one!
Same in Michigan. Do those things mean something different in the rest of the U.S.?
I was trying to teach my 7yo granddaughter about change. I asked her if she wanted 2 quarters or 4 dimes. “I want dimes ’cause there are more.” (sigh.)
My husband “coaches” most games. I tell him, “Yell louder, they can’t hear you in East Lansing.”
Or the players thanking Jesus when they win. If Jesus was participating in the game, wouldn’t the ref have to penalize the team for having too many men on the field?
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, “I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll.”
I’ve made meals that couldn’t be fixed. My family still insists that I do most of the cooking. (sigh.)
I had to look it up, but I agree.