Recent Comments

1. 29 days ago on Rip Haywire

   “Y’know, roses are red, and violets are purple/Sugar’s sweet, and so’s maple surple” —Roger Miller, “Dang Me”

2. 29 days ago on Arlo and Janis

   It’s the old tablecloth trick, only with a bedsheet and a cat.

3. 3 months ago on Non Sequitur

   “When White Thursday comes/I’ll stand down by the door/And dodge the snowmen as they fall from the 14th floor”—apologies to Becker & Fagen

4. 3 months ago on Kliban

   Joan of Bic.

5. 3 months ago on Pickles

   “GET HOT WATER!! GET SOME DISINFECTANT! GET SOME IODINE!!!”

6. 5 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   I think I sent that prematurely. I think a little beggar named Arlo was expecting peanut butter cups.

7. 5 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   I think

8. 6 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   In the late ’70s there was an album called “Pope John II Sings at the Festival of Sacrosong.” It bombed so badly that it put the label that released it in the US out of business. Believe It. Or Not.

9. 7 months ago on Lio

   GOOD BYE

10. 8 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Sounds like you’re engaging in floccinaucinihilipilification.