’Tain’t nuttin’ wrong wit’ da pipes, laddie!
At least with OTB & lottery there’s an actual PAYOUT to someone, not a rug-pulling scam!
While you’ll looking, can you find by innocence & sense of wonder?
I like A-1, but I LOVE the tears & lamentations of my enemies’ women on my steak…or Cholula!
In my experience, they’ve always been hiding in the washer.
One hard-boiled egg & toast coming up!
What makes a, “Terrific Girl Dad”? 1. Torture your daughter, 2. Blow-up her home planet, 3. Cut off her brother’s hand! (Great Dad!!!)
Now THAT’S how it’s done, son!
Phone Sex? How Quaint!
At least he doesn’t PERTRAY US DEMOCRACY to feed his own ego!