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  1. 4 days ago on Non Sequitur

    That’s just what I flashed to. Great minds think alike! (“Vintage” minds, to put it tactfully.)

  2. 9 days ago on Non Sequitur

    The prospective bride, telling why she is still a virgin after four marriages: “My first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was examine it, my third husband was an economist, and he just kept telling me how good it was gonna be, and my fourth husband was a contractor, and he just kept saying that he’d get to it in a couple of weeks.”

  3. 10 days ago on That is Priceless

    “Everything comes out cleaner with Dowry.”

  4. 12 days ago on Doonesbury

    I can just hear his voice, kind of insinuating, like when someone comes up to you and starts their approach with, “Hey, brother…..”

  5. 12 days ago on That is Priceless

    Aging jester, with medical bills, contemplates having to sell his jester puppet that he got at graduation from jester school.

  6. 15 days ago on Speed Bump

    That is going to keep me lying awake at night.

  7. 18 days ago on That is Priceless

    Now the stork can go home and tell its friends about the exotic creature it saw at the zoo.

  8. 19 days ago on Doonesbury

    Just noticing from yesterday that Rick Redfern and Rev. Scott Sloan could be brothers. Just different haircuts.

  9. 22 days ago on Clay Bennett

    There’s a pill for that nowadays, and with the R’s so tight with big Pharma, they’d probably get a free supply.

  10. 24 days ago on Doonesbury

    There may be some “Billy Beer” still laying around somewhere.