In the game of life you either end up bankrupt or on easy street – in the game of after life, you get to take the little blue and pink pins out of the tiny plastic cars.
I hear the cheapskate calls collect
Surely you can’t be serious! Airplane mode should be chock full of nuts saying bad puns
I bought my parents a “SkyNet” – an inexpensive shotgun shell that launches a net for capturing drones hovering over their property.
There is – the Kobi can mow, rake AND snowblow
Never seen a turtle play with dollies before…
Tea that tastes like soap and old sponge, cold french fries and under cooked hamburgers with green tomatoes, wilted lettuce and 3 tablespoons of condiments. I stopped going to that Wendy’s
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
What’s the difference between a quickie and a swiftie?One is with your lover – the other you shake it off
One year I planted Parsley – and discovered it’s a favorite food of Black Swallowtails – who’s caterpillars have retractable horns that wiggle – freaked me out the first time I saw those horns came out