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1. 1 day ago on Tarzan

   There are leopards in Africa but they are solitary and very hard to see. When we were in Tanzania back in ’03, our guide received a call from another guide that one was in a tree in the area. Several Land Rovers converged on said tree. We actually managed to see a foot hanging down from the branches. Our guide told us we were very lucky as most tourists never get to see a leopard in the wild.

2. 2 days ago on Tarzan

   SPOILER ALERT!!!: There will be a lost city with a beautiful scantily-attired queen who will fall in love with Tarzan. When he spurns her he will be imprisoned, will escape and be recaptured, will escape and be recaptured….rinse and repeat.

3. 2 days ago on Tarzan

   A cat is a cat is a cat.

4. 3 days ago on Tarzan

   Johnny Wesimuller’s jungle cry. Or else the next line would be “Ting tang walla walla bing bang.”

5. 3 days ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

   I have face blindness. I am unable to recognize faces, which was a real problem at my parents’ small-town business. One time at the mall a very attractive young woman said “Hi, Dad” to me. Fortunately there are only there are only two people on the planet who would greet me that way and one is blonde while the other was brunette. Made it pretty easy to tell which one she was.

6. 5 days ago on Tarzan

   We can only hope.

7. 8 days ago on Working It Out

   I just got a cell phone three years ago when I moved to a new place and, for reasons that are beyond me, the phone company was unable to transfer my phone service to the new address. I still treat it like a phone. It rarely leaves my apartment and is used mostly to text my family. On rare occasions I actually talk on it. The phone is for my convenience, not the world’s. I see no reason to be constantly available. Did I mention that I am old?

8. 8 days ago on Overboard

   My wife used to tell the flowers that when they would come up during a warm spell. “It’s too early! Go back to sleep!” She never met an exclamation mark she didn’t like.

9. 9 days ago on Tarzan

   It must have been difficult to train him to accept a rider. You know how hard it is to break a habit.

10. 9 days ago on Tarzan

    He’ll throw Tarzan out.