It’s not exactly chewing, but one could bite down on a tongue depressor…
Must be a Wisconsin caveman bar.
He never had a red car until five minutes ago.
I need one of those gravity defying holsters for my phone. Traditional shoulder holsters just have too many straps, like the one in this toon.
It’s not broken. It is functioning exactly as intended.
What is this “cleaning” thing that you speak of???
No way they have paychecks! It’ll be direct deposit or a debit card. Paper checks are too costly for big corps to do anymore.
I’m tired of all the weaseling labels being applied to them. I just call them the fascist wing of the Republican Party. That is what they really are. It’s hilarious yet sad when their followers refer to Dems as “far left fascists” who they believe are being led by ANTIFA as if that’s really a thing…
Just tell him to look for his glasses in the mirror
The aliens have returned to retrieve their king.