But that’s not true. You don’t have to pay taxes if you chose not too. There may be unpleasant consequences (Unless you are ridiculously wealthy or a large corporation) but you certainly don’t have to pay them. The only thing that you have to do is die. ;)
No thanks. I already saw the chip monk. I’m looking for the fish friar now.
Diplomatic or a self-preservation move? He can see that it’s going to be another one of “those days” and doesn’t want to poke a stick at the angry mongrel.
How do you eat an elephant? The same way you eat a platypus. One bite at a time.
Is that like “Love thy neighbor. But make sure you get out of the house before her/his husband/wife gets home.”
Yeah. When he first started plotting his creation I think that Bucky even mentioned them.
When I was maybe in middle school I fell to temptation and tried a dog biscuit. I mean, my dog enjoyed them SO much. I wouldn’t recommend anyone else try Liv-A-Snaps. I don’t remember what they taste like but never tried a dog or cat treat afterwards so I’m thinking not very good.
Let this be a lesson. No matter how “good” you believe your dog to be, you’re a bad owner if you let them off leash in a city park or other place that don’t specifically allow it.
I hope that Joe and Marcy make Jojo wash Mortimer. It’ll serve him right.
The squirrel hired the skunk for protection.
I haven’t written a check in 20 years. I have no issue with the USPS. Our carrier is conscientious and a nice guy. It’s just easier paying online…and no stamp needed!