Bets was a horrible girlfriend. One would’ve hoped she made Gunther stop being mama’s boy, but she didn’t. As a matter of fact, she demanded plenty of him, but gave nothing, she left, good riddance! But the sad part is realizing that Gunther’s fate is to be this Luannverse’s resident Felix Unger.
What couple? They have obviously “decoupled.” “Where is your girlfriend?” “Dunno, somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere,” “what is she doing?,” “No clue.” “Hey, your girlfriend is in Quebec.” “Oh! That’s cool! I wonder what she’ll do next,” “Hey man, you can follow her on social media, like her million fans do” “Cool! I love that we are such a great couple!”
You know, chopping onions is therapeutic: it takes Gunther’s mind to a happy place.