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Evil Old COFFEE Drinkin' Mal-Content

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  1. over 9 years ago on Luann


    Stressed about WHAT, Lu? The rising price of gas? Turmoil in the Mid-East? Russia going RUSSIA, Again?

    Enough. Someone get that Big Hook and Drag These Neo-Vaudevillian Wannabes OFF Stage……,

  2. almost 10 years ago on Luann

    Awwwww, FLUNK the Punks, Mr Fogbone.

    That’ll SHOW ’Em.

  3. almost 10 years ago on Luann


    Just LOOK at the SIZE of “Early Luann’s” Head! (SHUDDER)

    I’m Sorry, but if I’m walking down the block and I see a Two Dimensional Comic Strip Character with a Head THAT Size walking toward Me, I IMMEDIATELY go across the Street!

  4. over 10 years ago on Luann

    Huh, questions:

    WHY does Pretty Boy need a “Job”??

    And WHO on Earth suggested He go to work for the Master Con Artist?

    Not that I CARE, of Course. Heck, between Ma Berger Force-Feeding Him Unhealthly Foods and Old Smiley taking Advantage of Him, Q-Ball hasn’t Spent much time with Lu.AWAKE, that is. And THATS a GOOD Thing.

    But STILL, This Story-Line Progression seems a bit “Odd” IMHO.

    Oh, and Someone MIGHT wanna “Hip” Pretty-Boy to the Fact that if something goes WRONG, He and NOT Old Smiley, is gonna end up TAKING the BLAME.

    Just ASK Brad……,

  5. over 10 years ago on Luann


    Welllllll, if Pretty Boy has been CONNED into working for Old Smiley, then His “Days”, as Ma Berger so eloquently put it, are NUMBERED.

  6. over 10 years ago on Luann

    Welllllllllll, “Ken” uh, I MEAN Quillian’s back by Annoying Demand. Of course, THAT might be short lived since apparently NONE of the “Welcoming Committee” seems to have Checked with INS yet. Besides isn’t THAT Federal Department CLOSED due to the Current Budget Dogfight?I’ll get the “Crying Towels” ready, and Temper My Glee just in case….,

  7. over 10 years ago on Luann

    Oh RELAX, Gunth.

    There’s nothing WRONG with Showing a little skin Now and Then.

    Hey! Tell Rosa about the time Luann Enjoyed SEEING You WET and NAKED at the Library.


  8. over 10 years ago on Luann

    Welllllllll, I Guess old Leslie Knox WON’T be Invited, heh?

    Let’s Join Him Now as He plots His REVENGE….,

  9. almost 11 years ago on Luann

    Oh the HORROR!

    After all, going to the Prom IS a Matter of LIFE or DEATH.

    What about the others?

    Rosa probably WANTS to Go, but Gunther’s too Scared.

    Ox wants to go but He’s Not Gorgeous.

    Tiffany wants to go but Quill’s not there for Her to FLAUNT.

    And Leslie Knox is not going because He’s a SCUMBAG.

    Heck, I Guess NOBODY’S going to the Prom this year….,

  10. almost 11 years ago on Luann

    Puddles: (“Humans”)