“Uh, Waiter… may I please have an order of arctic blended penguin with a green olive on ice.” Oh, Steve, Steve, Steve. Buddy, you need more than ropes and a friend. I don’t even think Oprah or Dr Phil can help you this time.
…and he wasn’t even born when “Miracle on 34th Street” came out other. But hey! Colloquiums define an othewise boring existence under a dark windy tree… even if it is just “to” yourself.
…and a good tiger shooting pop-gun, with a decent cork attached to a string, maybe with some greeney-stick-em-caps.