Readers have been wanting some action, but this is not what they had in mind.
If you die, stop taking the medicine and call your doctor.
Who is this Trump of whom you speak?
How will you know how brilliant I am, if I don’t tell you.
His name is Boog. He was named after his grandfather, who was a moonshiner who lived near to Joel.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
Two unicorns walked into a bar.
Mr. Memory is run over by a truck while crossing the highway. The end.
If you have to explain the joke, it’s not funny.