Ugh, I know what you mean! I have to listen to the same 3 or 4 stupid questions (due to my name) every day, because I have to wear a name tag at work! Fully half of these dopes think they’re being original… :(
Hmmmm….“whole-chicken in-a-bucket”. That idea might just fly! Or, uh, grow legs and walk… Wonder how a whole chicken would be, all breaded and deep-fried……………….
‘K, I’m hungry now.
But, “This is the day the Lord has made…” Is it OK if I just “rejoice and be glad” it’s over?
Actually, this is precisely what I wanted to do with today. Flush it down a giant crapper…
Well, OK, perhaps being gelded is a slightly worse fate. At least THIS guy has a chance to recover…
I don’t think there could be a worse fate!