So wait… the moon has an atmosphere?
Sparklers don’t make noise…
Wait! I brought some Alka Seltzer!
I hope he cleans the grill and the utensils!
Too bad you’re not a wonderful Momma.
As she just said her name ut loud, it would be unnecessary to tell him what syllable the accent should be on…
A local business has fireworks on the Friday before the fourth. tens of thousands of people descend on our small town for the night. When the actual fourth is a Friday, they do it the week before, which is June 27. I can’t tell you how many people call, asking when the fireworks are, and you get to tell them they were last week!
Is it technically leftovers if they just finished?
Fun? They’re not wearing seat belts!
Uh oh. Back to this one? For how long this time?