Her English Degree!
“On the right side of the grass!”
I’ve been involved with many, many custody disputes. One guy came and said his ex wouldn’t let him have the kid. Turns out he was sending his girlfriend to the door. One time he hid in the bushes, and when the wife said she couldn’t have the kid, he jumped out and yelled “AHA! I’ve got you!”Another called and said the father was leaving the kid with his mother from like 7:45 until school started, when he went to work. She said their court order said “All babysitters must be approved by both parties.” I’m like “She a relative, not a babysitter. Call your lawyer.”We had couples that had to exchange at the PD because they couldn’t get along. Not that that helped…I had a woman bring her son to the station to tell me all the bad things his dad did. The kid said a couple, then turned to her and asked “What were the others?” She was all flabbergasted. I told her I would write it up just how it occurred.
You know what they call the guys who is at the bottom of his med school class? Doctor.
My mother used to say “It sucks to get old.” and I always said “It beats the alternative!”
It’s a chick thing. Go hang out with the dudes. They’ll say “S’up?” and you can say “Nuthin’.” and not another word would be spoken.
Shear them, and they’ll take up half the space!
Who answers the phone anymore? Ever since caller ID has been a thing. “It’s your mother.” “Well answer it!” “I don’t want to talk to your mother!!”
Is Bat Tom going to spend this week justifying why he combined the two?
Jeff’s such a fan that he didn’t know?