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- about 14 years ago on Cathy Classics
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about 14 years ago
on Calvin and Hobbes
The truth would hurt here, but Dad never even listens to Calvin, so in on ear and out with a threat. This could have been a learning moment, but…
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over 14 years ago
on Momma
Racism, racism! The only liberal defense, since they never have a valid one. Illegal is illegal, and constantly crying racism is a lousy excuse for condoning evading the laws of this country. Laws which Mexico also has, only stricter. They have no problem enforcing them against you . Are they racist for enforcing their border laws against you? Racism? Try again. Try a lot harder this time and leave the buzzwords out.
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over 14 years ago
on Momma
I hope Rosa moves in next to you idiots who think this is so great, and fills up her yard with garbage, cars on cinder blocks that will nevre run and I hope she never mows he lawn. I hope she brings down your property value, feeds your dog to her pit bulls, and makes you move your kids’ bedrooms to the back room because of the drive by shootings she brings to your neighborhoods. You’ll wish you were in Arizona. Idiots! Illegal is illegal. These people bring drug violence and terrorism to all of the border states They kidnap and kill Americans. They cut their heads off and shoot them. They shot and killed the farmer who helped them get in. You all have PC up your wazoos! Idiots! In the end, they send all the money which is far from minimum wage, back to Mexico, and they go back there to live like kings off the US dollar. They don’t work cheap, they don’t pay taxes, and you pay for their kids’ education, and their State welfare paid healthcare.
I was in the men’s room today, where some Mexican was speaking only spanish to his kids. He couldn’t even swear at me in English when I told him it would behoove his kids to know some English, since it’s the language here. I’m in Rhode Island. They have a long way back to the border where they belong.
Go Arizona! They want federal law enforced. What a concept. So does 90% of this country, so I don’t believe the PC idiots trying to have it both ways in these comments, unless you’re a bunch of illegal criminals too.
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over 14 years ago
on Pickles
Opal is insufferable. Earl is either a saint, or he is just waiting to die. He gets her back, but never to her face the way she gets him. When he gets back at her, it’s always funnier and better than when she goes after him. That’s his only consolation. Poor Earl.
It’s the way most old couples have lived, I know, but poor Earl. Who doesn’t like the guy?
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over 14 years ago
on Cathy Classics
The garage is full of Irvings phones and TV’s. Cathy doesn’t want to get rid of anything. Irving buys things that are obsolete a week after he buys them. Have they ever heard of the Bargain News? Cathy could use that money back to buy more shoes. It’s her money isn’t it?
Everybody has junk stashed somewhere. Perpetually neat, organized people have a mental disorder. They are hard people to like after a while. They tend to be bitter, and highly passive aggressive. They criticize and judge everybody else they know behind their backs, until it all comes out one day over something small. Those friends and family members want nothing to do with them when they see how these obsessive neatniks really disliked them for so long over things that really make no difference to anyone else. They also tend to drive their children away. The obsessive neatness in a sign of several mental issues. It isn’t curable. The person with the problem believes they are perfect, while everyone else, especially the ones who see the problem are flawed. That’s from my training as a profiler. Cathy and Irving are normal. Exaggerated, but normal. I like them. Cathy more than Irving, but not his parents.
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over 14 years ago
on For Better or For Worse
Jaeldid66, you complain about your husband a lot. You insult other people who suggest Mrs. Patterson remedy her own annoyances, so let me ask you, what do you do to fix your situation? Nothing I imagine. How are those tuna fish sandwiches working for you? You are still eating them every day, since before I went back to war, aren’t you? I remember how you criticize people who don’t put up with >parc< from anybody. Is that because you keep putting up with it? Does your husband know how you belittle him in comment sections, or is it just us who gets the dirt? Every time I read your comments, all you talk about is how abusive or thoughtless he is. Now you’re complaining about his relationship with his children. It seems he has more of one with his daughter than he does with you. That is your real problem. Keep your dirty laundry private. It shows more self respect. A higher level person. You are a complainer, much like Elly Patterson. A martyr. It isn’t cute. You need a marriage counselor, or a divorce. Complaining here has clearly done as much good for you as Mrs. Patterson’s complaints do for her.
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over 14 years ago
on Bloom County
Make them beg Opus. Wait for the cushy bribes like a true politician.
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over 14 years ago
on Calvin and Hobbes
Is Mike Firesmith right in the head? WFT? Stick to the comic and knock off all the personal mess and the daily greetings to only certain people. This isn’t a chat room. If that’s what you want to do, go over to Pigborn or Bigtop, or give your gf’s your email addy, but spare the rest of us, PLEASE! You are seriously annoying.
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over 14 years ago
on Bloom County
Dahawk, I hear you. Flag them and move on. Just as bad are these people who all feel the need to say hello to everyone, individually by name on every comic they look at. Every day it’s the same with them, saying hi only to certain people as if they are special and everyone else is riff raff. I think they are rude. I would like to flag all of them. It’s annoying to read through, and worse than spam.
How many minutes till the divorce?
Or Irving’s funeral?