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“The way they knew it was not upright was the sensors on one side of the fuel tank said ‘Full’ and the other side said, ‘Empty’. Sounds like more than a minor lean to me.”
OK, I’ve done a bit of research, and it seems that they are now saying that it has “tipped over” “on its side” and is lying on a rock, rather than that a rock caused it to tilt. In fact, I found this quote: “Odysseus captured this image approximately 35 seconds after pitching over during its approach to the landing site….” That seems to say that it wasn’t the landing which caused it to tilt, but that it tilted during the landing approach. I wonder why.
“He does everything to protect himself.”
He does everything that he believes will protect himself. But he doesn’t always understand what is dangerous and what is not. He has the Secret Service to protect him from other people, but he doesn’t seem to understand the actual physical environment. I was actually surprised that when he caught covid he didn’t kill himself, by refusing treatment… and maybe taking his own “advice”.
“He puts the STD in stud.”
He looks sub-STD to me.
“I would rather have President Biden at his age than sleazy45 with his criminality.”
I would rather have President Biden at his age than sleazy45 at any age. And that’s been true since Trump first involved himself with plans for the new Convention Center in New York City.
“Does it involve leeches and bleeding?”
Nope, no bleeding. So the leeches are going hungry.
“…and two, nobody’s gonna believe that he’s gone into doing medical practices.”
I hear that there are more than seven million voters who are that gullible.
“Would George lie to you?”
Maybe, but Abe wouldn’t.
“It could be even worse. It could be Joe Biden.”
It’s been in the news that deepfakes of Biden were broadcast before the New Hampshire primary.
“I never understood where they found Purple People?”
In Italian vineyards.
“But if it’s on the internet it must be true. They don’t let people post false information there.”
That’s not universally true. It’s only Elon Musk who’s really diligent about it. (/S)