She found it on Bear-B-n-B.
If one bagel in a bag is an everything bagel, then every bagel in that bag is an everything bagel.
Sounds like an old Hudson and Landry routine – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NHLMyaJJb8
Toes Go In First (instructions for new-shoe wearers).
For those who prefer musical versions of classic stories – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT0YZLES8DM
“Thing” holds a recital.
Or – “Lack of …”
After Marion Berry got out of prison he ran again for mayor of Washington DC (and won!)- his slogan could have been “Vote for Berry, a man of conviction”!
So TV really is a vast waste-land