In the sixteenth century, before soft, absorbent paper had been invented, the French writer Rabelais had his satiric giant Gargantua discuss this problem of personal hygiene. He listed a long series of possible items, including “milady’s velvet hat” and dismissing regular paper as too scratchy, before settling on the neck of a live goose.
That is a sign that you are doing your job well. Now if they don’t miss you when you are on vacation …….