Because cows can’t work scissors well with their hooves, that’s why.
But they’d go so well with #FB00425!!
No, I’ll just except reality!! No suffering!!
You get this news from a tree!?
“I forgot I’m not an Ent.”
Probably until his mum called him in for dinner.
Pfeh. Too much trouble in that one…
Uh oh!! Maybe they have ears here, by way of the comics?!?
Booby, maybe, but blue-footed booby, he ain’t!! Oh, right. He is. But he’s not the bird sort!!