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Zontar from Venus Free

Refugee from Earth's sister planet. Just trying to make my way in the world and live the American dream like so many others.

Recent Comments

  1. 10 months ago on Lay Lines

    Nope, just the opposite.

  2. 10 months ago on Endtown

    They jumped right into the end of Akira.

  3. 10 months ago on Lucky Cow

    Good. Time to make those little freeloaders pay their way. They think coal mines are too good for them, well thank God our fearless Republican leaders are finally doing something about this woke mistake.

  4. 11 months ago on Non Sequitur

    If that’s the case, we’re doomed…Dooommmed!

  5. 12 months ago on Perry Bible Fellowship

    You had one job.

  6. over 1 year ago on FoxTrot Classics

    If Andy can’t have eggplant or tofu, then nobody eats.

  7. over 1 year ago on The Norm Classics

    My first GI Joe action figure was about 11 inches tall. After the 1970s they were shrunk to fun size.

  8. over 1 year ago on Cul de Sac

    Oysters. Some person had to be really hungry to look at a raw oyster and think “Oh, I’m gonna get up in all that.”

  9. almost 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I do find it difficult to try and see another’s viewpoint when they think their political opposition is run by extraterrestrial reptoids who eat the flesh of babies.

  10. almost 2 years ago on Luann

    Maybe the boys should let Tiff stay there and they can move into her empty mansion.