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DoD employee in a position of responsibility for the Corps at Camp Pendleton during weekdays, beach denizen and indulger of a healthy weekend frivolity temperament at other times.

Comics I Follow

Pibgorn

Pibgorn

By Brooke McEldowney
Clay Bennett

Clay Bennett

9 Chickweed Lane

9 Chickweed Lane

By Brooke McEldowney
The Argyle Sweater

The Argyle Sweater

By Scott Hilburn
Ballard Street

Ballard Street

By Jerry Van Amerongen
B.C.

B.C.

By Mastroianni and Hart
Bliss

Bliss

By Harry Bliss
Bloom County

Bloom County

By Berkeley Breathed
Brevity

Brevity

By Dan Thompson
Brewster Rockit

Brewster Rockit

By Tim Rickard
The Buckets

The Buckets

By Greg Cravens
Buni

Buni

By Ryan Pagelow
Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson
Candorville

Candorville

By Darrin Bell
C'est la Vie

C'est la Vie

By Jennifer Babcock
Wide Open

Wide Open

By Rich Powell
Doonesbury

Doonesbury

By Garry Trudeau
F Minus

F Minus

By Tony Carrillo
For Better or For Worse

For Better or For Worse

By Lynn Johnston
Get Fuzzy

Get Fuzzy

By Darby Conley
Herman

Herman

By Jim Unger
Kliban's Cats

Kliban's Cats

By B. Kliban
Kliban

Kliban

By B. Kliban
Last Kiss

Last Kiss

By John Lustig
Liberty Meadows

Liberty Meadows

By Frank Cho
Luann

Luann

By Greg Evans
The Meaning of Lila

The Meaning of Lila

By John Forgetta and L.A. Rose
Non Sequitur

Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller
The Other Coast

The Other Coast

By Adrian Raeside
Pooch Cafe

Pooch Cafe

By Paul Gilligan
Randolph Itch, 2 a.m.

Randolph Itch, 2 a.m.

By Tom Toles
Real Life Adventures

Real Life Adventures

By Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich
Reality Check

Reality Check

By Dave Whamond
Red and Rover

Red and Rover

By Brian Basset
Rip Haywire

Rip Haywire

By Dan Thompson
Ripley's Believe It or Not

Ripley's Believe It or Not

By Ripley’s Believe It or Not!
Rose is Rose

Rose is Rose

By Don Wimmer and Pat Brady
Rubes

Rubes

By Leigh Rubin
Shoe

Shoe

By Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly
Skin Horse

Skin Horse

By Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells
Speed Bump

Speed Bump

By Dave Coverly
Strange Brew

Strange Brew

By John Deering
Tank McNamara

Tank McNamara

By Bill Hinds
Ten Cats

Ten Cats

By Graham Harrop
That New Carl Smell

That New Carl Smell

By Carl Skanberg
Working Daze

Working Daze

By John Zakour and Scott Roberts
Lalo Alcaraz

Lalo Alcaraz

Jeff Danziger

Jeff Danziger

Bob Gorrell

Bob Gorrell

Jim Morin

Jim Morin

Pat Oliphant

Pat Oliphant

Matt Wuerker

Matt Wuerker

Tom Toles

Tom Toles

Recent Comments

  1. about 1 hour ago on Lisa Benson

    Only in some states (for now), SCOTIS says that zygotes, blastocysts, and embryos have more rights than living, breathing girls and women. After all, they are only incubators. And they count those zygotes and blastocysts as “babies” in order to give them the self-righteous moral “authority” in destroying and causing unending misery for thousands of girls and women.

  2. about 1 hour ago on Lisa Benson

    Yeah. That invisible, bearded white guy in the clouds has everything to do with jurisprudence, doesn’t it. After all, the Maga invisible deity outranks all other worshippers of their invisible deities. Besides Jesus shares your hatred of Jews, “the blacks”, messkins, gooks, liberals, wops, and those people, so might as well make it the law of the land. After all, Sharia Law did wonders for the Muslim world, didn’t it.

    I guess this is an artists’ impression of that blessed event when “God” gave his thumbs-up approval for a Maga SCOTUS that got to kick American women in the gut, and opened up the possibility of wreaking all kinds of fresh, righteous-wrath hell-on-earth on others. Maybe next time Lisa can get a personal interview with God. Pictures, too.

    Welcome to the new, Maga Theocracy, because they know what’s best for you.

  3. about 1 hour ago on Robert Ariail

    And to you stupid (expletive)s who whine that “You only need to go to a [free] state”, well there’s the example of Utah’s Sen. Mitt Romney who has explicitly called for a ban on pregnant Utah women from traveling to California. And we already have slave states like Texas empowering so-called “bounty hunters” to employ citizen’s arrests on pregnant women who try to flee the state or otherwise seek abortions. Oh, and to sue anybody helping them. And attacking people in the Underground Railroad trying to smuggle poor and indigent women out of slave states.

    The Heritage Foundation (the sumbitches who indirectly gave us the current SCOTUS) has suggested that laws should be written mandating that women who have abortions or even want abortions should be involuntarily committed to “mandatory psychiatric custody”. I reckon Magas might re-visit 19th century “remedies” in horror asylums with new victims as a result. On the plus side, such “Maga Re-education Clinics” will be explored by paranormal investigators in future Travel Channel episodes, showing agonized and angry spirits with their EVFs and ghost boxes.

    However, it will all be moot if Magas get their wet dreams fulfilled with a Federal law banning abortion. Then maybe we’d see abortion barges in international waters, or in other countries. Oh, of course we’ll need to build more prisons to house all those miscreant women.

    And the whole world will look at us in horror, as we become a twisted, backward, and very very ugly third world banana republic.

  4. about 2 hours ago on Robert Ariail

    The ignorance and blasé dismissals by the right-wing MALES on just this ‘toon is astonishing. Some Maga women are just as ignorant, as voiced by the MAGA Utah Senate President Stuart Adams. Apparently she has the standard 19th century form of “birth control” in mind when she said, during a celebration among fellow Magas (mostly men) on the cancellation of women’s reproductive rights, that she “trusts Utah [Mormon] women to control when they allow a man to ejaculate inside them and to control their intake of semen.” as justification not only for the banning of abortion, but the elimination of contraception. Apparently, she never heard of rape. She also looks forward to the abolition of gay marriage and anti-sodomy laws. I guess rape and sodomy never happens in Utah.

  5. about 2 hours ago on Robert Ariail

    Again we have ignorance, bigotry, and both-sider -ism displayed on the right.

  6. about 2 hours ago on Robert Ariail

    Your right wing Talibangelical court will soon proclaim that not only will “states” get to decide who you can love, but how you can love that person. Some states will legislate criteria including that it must only be of the opposite sex and the same race. And the abolition of those pesky hate crime laws and civil rights mean it’s open season on “those” people.

    I wonder how you’ll feel when they take away your porn showing your favorite “unnatural” acts, and can prosecute you for that little game you like to play with your wife? Or maybe you’ll join the Morality Police. You know, like the kind they have in Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Afghanistan. Sharia Law is alive and well in the so-called “red” states, only they call it something else.

  7. about 19 hours ago on Tim Campbell

    AN Underground Railroad to transport desperate poor pregnant women from slave to free states has been planned for a long time, and is now being activated. It involves safe houses, transportation, and temporary home and child care if the woman has children that must be tended.

    Yes. It’s come to that. Something I predicted for a long, long time. And something that the Magas in states like Texas have attempted to interdict by illegally transferring their authority to avaricious “bounty hunters” who don’t give a damn about ruining the lives of women.

    Come to think, neither do some of the religious fundamentalist anti-abortionists. They care more for a blastocyst than they do for a girl or woman.

    To them. a zygote has more rights than a living, breathing girl or woman.

  8. about 19 hours ago on Lisa Benson

    You lost us after that juvenile “woke progressives” crap, which tagged you as just another radicalized flunky.

  9. about 22 hours ago on Lisa Benson

    So is it acceptable among the anti-abortionists for a rise in suicides as a result of the SCOTUS rulings? After all, Texas (for example) is dead last among states for mental health, but right at the cutting edge for persecuting its women.

    Abortions among “The Blacks” and Latinos comprise most of the total, and gee, you’d think the White Supremacists who get violent about “White Replacement” might see it all as counter-productive? Especially with a huge jump in abandoned or poor minority babies requiring state support and welfare.

  10. about 22 hours ago on Nick Anderson

    The celebrators of the current “victory” over human rights smugly think it’s some kind of “point” that abortion is not explicitly mentioned in the Constitution. Neither are weapons of mass destruction, flame throwers, and 21st century weapons of war, either. So what “inalienable rights” do think we need to explicitly codify?

    I (and the free world) define such rights as “a right that can’t be restrained or repealed by human laws.”

    The right to “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.” Ok. That’s pretty vague. Let’s see, what else? The right of travel? Travel to another state? Free speech? Owning guns? Carrying guns in public? What limits to privacy? Loving and marrying the human you choose? Does it have to be a person of the same race and opposite sex? Are oral and anal sex permitted, or only among opposite sexes of the same race? Freedom from slavery and torture? The right of religion, work, and education? Marrying a person of a different race? Buying products from another state? Legal separation of races? Separate but equal? Repeal of federal laws on hate crimes and civil rights (after all, “lynching” is not explicitly named in the Constitution)?

    Or how much or which of those ideals devolve around the periodic, fickle and arbitrary opinions of the residents of any one individual state, summed up as “It Depends” …?

    There has been laws for apartheid, segregation, and against sodomy and miscegenation. Will those laws now be dusted off and applied by “States Rights”?