Never mind why we’re smiling…just wait!
Christmas Magic, of course!
Aw, it’s the season of good cheer. Use the snifters, Aunty.
Ask the cat.
Because bad cooking is funnier than good cooking. No one cares about the thousands of excellent meals I’ve made, but bring up the time I left the lemon out of a lemon meringue pie and hilarity reigns.
I miss Beviek too and would just like to point out that whenever a minority segment (trolls or terrorists or spoiled brats) makes us change he way we do things, they win and the rest of us lose.
About 2 feet.
That’s why he needed to use the copy machine…so he could enlarge it to a workable size. Clearly his skinny little hips wouldn’t have given him enough room for artistic embellishment.
What they ought to be aiming for is a turkey with six (or more) drumsticks.