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1. 7 days ago on Gil Thorp

   Vito would break his own legs if he found himself at that table. Next, under the new Coach Gil you will be able to letter in marbles.

2. 8 days ago on Gil Thorp

   Due to a complete lack of sports action, Vito from Goshen now has personal fights, and arm wrestling on the Big Board. His income is down so much he has invested in a “buy a vape or else” syndicate that looks better than that tattoo business he invested in a few years ago.

3. 15 days ago on Gil Thorp

   And then they decide to set up business in front of the police station.

4. about 1 month ago on Gil Thorp

   Just keepin’ it real.

5. about 1 month ago on Gil Thorp

   State Champion Zen Gil is so above the pettiness, as he readies the dismissive wave on his walk to sign autographs.

6. about 1 month ago on Gil Thorp

   Vito from Goshen scouting note: More thugs = more victories. He likes to see at least one player with a butter knife conviction on the d-line.

7. about 1 month ago on Gil Thorp

   Don Vito did mention last week the sharpies were heavy on the “under” at 42. I believe Mr. Dadjo left in an armored car.

8. about 1 month ago on Gil Thorp

   There is no “I” in team, but, as Kobe said, there is “me” in “mthfkr.”

9. about 2 months ago on Gil Thorp

   Sports strips are like umpiring. You have to start out perfect and then get better.

10. about 2 months ago on Gil Thorp

    Vito from Goshen invites all the sharpies to double down for the second half. The ending guarantees to be irrisistable. The wise guys are leery of the “over” at 42. Waiting for a big bet from “Hank” at the last minute.