I’ve met people like that when I was making deliveries.
If you are being cremated, eat a bunch of popcorn kernels before you go. That should be interesting.
Taint no never mind to me.
Thirty years of driving semi’s and not one had a colon. I don’t think they really exist. (Just kidding, lol)
My name is Bruce, but I identify as Pete. (How silly!)
Who needs carrots. With Tequilla, I can see double!
After working for 3 days straight with no sleep, I can confirm the hallucinations. Scary! Also slept for 12 straight hours afterward. Never again!
Oh! So that’s what the Russians look like.
That’s just upside-down potholes.