Most people don’t see a dachshund as an object that can be rotated in 3 dimensions to occupy available space.
It is now reality and no one sees the satire.
The nose comes in on target so fast that it looks like a shark attack.
Someday he’s going to have to figure out where the international meet is and if he has enough money to get there.
You can’t take your child to work in an atomic bomb plant.
As she entered the changing tent to put on her swimwear, a mockingbird stated its opinion, loudly.
Celebrate a successful sunrise. Drink coffee. Go back to bed for a nap.
Spread ranch dressing on the pasture.
Reproduction hormones make you stupid.
The art world would be improved if he left the paints and brushes in the box.