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1. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

   The pastor is there for bible lessons.

   And the nookie.

2. 5 days ago on That is Priceless

   Given the spending freeze at NIH, they will take what they can get. (I work for a company that manufactures scientific equipment for medical research. The spending freeze may end up putting us out of business if it last more than a couple of months)

3. 5 days ago on That is Priceless

   Tommy, were you playing with my jugs again?

4. 6 days ago on That is Priceless

   Look, boy, I know you’re a virgin, but women only have two of those!

5. 6 days ago on Strange Brew

   They weren’t fighting – they were just sticking each others parts in.

6. 6 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Somebody call 911!

7. 6 days ago on That is Priceless

   Artist, quickly erasing the sketch he drew when his mom comes in.

8. 8 days ago on That is Priceless

   They also make accordions. Trump owns one.

9. 8 days ago on Non Sequitur

   THAT one was supposed to go to the bachelorette party.

10. 8 days ago on Strange Brew

    Given that unicorns fart rainbows, I would say that one deserved 100 hours of community service.