Silly. Everyone knows that elves use smaller goals when they play. On a related theme, someone was suggesting that women’s (real) football should use just a little smaller goals since women tend to be a little smaller. The idea seems to have died because of two good counter arguments. One, it’s just silly and would cost a lot of money. Two, if we change something it should be larger goals for men since men are mostly taller than they were when the standard was set.
I’ll be looking forward to finding out why he is bringing a bow and arrows.