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1. 2 days ago on Pickles

   We have one clock that keeps almost perfect time and I set it to Naval Observatory time twice each year. The rest of the clocks we have are just approximate.

2. 28 days ago on Moderately Confused

   Duh…Are you putting up the Christmas lights this year, ya lazy &^%#$%^, or do I have to hire someone? That “we.”

3. about 1 month ago on Speed Bump

   Confused here. Weren’t Mush/Ramaswamy appointed to unofficial advisory review panel? The only thing I can think of that has less actual power than an “review” panel is an “advisory” review panel, and I am fairly sure that “co-chairmen” of an “unofficial” advisory review panel have even less power.

4. about 1 month ago on Kliban's Cats

   Limerick I was saw in sawmill bathroomThere was a young named KnifongWho was exceedingly strongThe girls oohed and awed When he showed off his bodHe could lift 50 pounds with his dong.

5. about 1 month ago on Daddy's Home

   That’s the white/black/yellow streaked birdsh(o)t special paintball.

6. about 1 month ago on Over the Hedge

   “Rocky”—It’s called malapropism and is sometimes funny.

7. about 1 month ago on WuMo

   oops—an influencee.

8. about 1 month ago on WuMo

   He appears to be an

9. about 1 month ago on Daddy's Home

   Just converted my 007 Aston Martin DB5 from 7.62mm to paint ball. Run a stop sign—you get a pink paint ball, stop light—red, speeding—yellow, texting—purple, no turn signal—white, beating me to open parking space—chartreuse. I kept the flame thrower for those who flick their cigarettes out their windows.

10. about 1 month ago on Moderately Confused

    btw—that’s a great name for an indie band