I came in to work one morning to find the Quality Control Department leaving notes on every desk. “Working To Be Better Tommorow Than We Are Today” — with “Tomorrow” misspelled…
It was late October, 1999, and we had been working furiously for eighteen months preparing for the upcoming millennium. I was IT Director and the home office had sent an auditor to our location.
She came to my office and asked “How are you doing with Y2K?”
I looked her in the eye and, with a straight face, said “Y2K? What’s THAT?”
I want my cremains put into an urn engraved “Kiss My Ash”…