Hey, Ralph, have you noticed that pets and their owners start to look like one another?
With the right addition, it could be moonshine.
That’s the “Thagomizer,” according to Gary Larson.
I’d like to see them try the “Q” turn.
One time Dolphins coach Don Shula told star running back Larry Csonka that he didn’t want Csonka going skiing for fear of hurting himself. Csonka replied, “Anytime I fall down and five guys don’t fall on top of me, I’m doing well.”
If, as it looks, that thing plays bagpipes, it will drive the enemy away in tears.
I’m a second-hand vegetarian. Cows eat grass, and I eat cows.
Rat: Primary representative of today’s culture.
Six hours? It will take him five-and-a-half to tie his gym shoes.
Has Andy ever been in the canal while sober before?