Linus

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Recent Comments

  1. 13 days ago on Drabble

    Hey, Ralph, have you noticed that pets and their owners start to look like one another?

  2. 18 days ago on The Born Loser

    With the right addition, it could be moonshine.

  3. 5 months ago on B.C.

    That’s the “Thagomizer,” according to Gary Larson.

  4. 6 months ago on Frank and Ernest

    I’d like to see them try the “Q” turn.

  5. 7 months ago on JumpStart

    One time Dolphins coach Don Shula told star running back Larry Csonka that he didn’t want Csonka going skiing for fear of hurting himself. Csonka replied, “Anytime I fall down and five guys don’t fall on top of me, I’m doing well.”

  6. 7 months ago on Wizard of Id

    If, as it looks, that thing plays bagpipes, it will drive the enemy away in tears.

  7. 7 months ago on The Born Loser

    I’m a second-hand vegetarian. Cows eat grass, and I eat cows.

  8. 9 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Rat: Primary representative of today’s culture.

  9. 11 months ago on B.C.

    Six hours? It will take him five-and-a-half to tie his gym shoes.

  10. 11 months ago on Andy Capp

    Has Andy ever been in the canal while sober before?