Hey, somebody has to buy the food and the litter.
Didn’t think of that!
You mean "No Christmas this year. Been naughty.
I’m sure you do. I just think the sax is sexier. No disrespect intended.
If it can be Christmas in June it can be New Years in July.
So, the glass is half filled after all.
You’d get more respect with a sax.
And, Dawn wants him over for dinner why?
Change Gingers name to Snarky. A much better fit.
Your story was almost as gross as mine. (see above)