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  1. about 20 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Just the other day, I received a message from a friend saying “My Instagram has been hacked. Don’t pay attention to anything posted there.” The last thing I remember before passing out is the doctor saying “Call me when he stops laughing. I can’t operate a hernia if he keeps shaking!”

  2. about 21 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    I think I’ll start a GoFundMe account to raise money for Ripley to buy a calculator. According to the Dept of Agriculture, an average farming field takes about 1.5 acre-feet of water. That’s the equivalent volume of 1.5 feet of water over a surface of one acre. Something above 300 thousand gallons. Let’s say 400. And let’s say a 400-acre golf course, kind of a heck of a golf course, bigger than half a square mile. It means 160,000 gallons of water for a golf course so big that doesn’t exist at a farming standard ratio, more demanding than just grass. And, here’s the catch, the ratio is per year!!

  3. 6 days ago on The Born Loser

    Art and Chip are on vacation? :D

  4. 7 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    That’s not moaning. That’s catharsis. And it’s fine, it’s a human need to express your feelings, voice your concerns, and share your thoughts. Do it! Open up! Let it go! But not around me… go someplace else… :D

  5. 8 days ago on Betty

    I lost my wife often… is there a device to keep her away? :D

  6. 8 days ago on Betty

    A friend of mine had the one you have to whistle to. Her tone of voice was so high that her keys kept beeping all day long :D

  7. 8 days ago on Betty

    They’re not. They’re using AI to write algorithms to detect AI writing :D When will it end? I dunno… I’m just an AI algorithm posting on social media :D

  8. 8 days ago on Betty

    Because it was written by AI :D

  9. 8 days ago on Betty

    Oh… that would have been a lot easier… :D

  10. 8 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Was that ranting? I’m questioning the policy that grants asylum to people in no need of it and who doesn’t do anything to make it worth it. He’s a burden and a heavy one. But I’m surprised to learn that my chiropractor, Dr Bahjari Gupta, is not a migrant :D